Wet Comedies

it was late night,

went for a swim.

"no one will remember,"

i thought.

was dry my whole life;

high and dry.

dry comedies,

dry throat in pain,

and drugs,

the big terrible thing.

gotten obese,

silver horns and

grey thorns penetrated my chin.

no longer Bing,

no longer being;

just mountains of bottles labeled

"ketamine", "prozac".

time for some wet comedies.

laugh, people, laugh.

i know you love me,

and i love you too.

could it be any funnier?